08/20/14
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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

08/20/14
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sassy-gay-justice:

I’m terrible.

08/20/14
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lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

08/20/14
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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

And they don’t know the difference between immigration and emigration.

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But their view on violent crime is that it is a Bad Thing, so that’s good.

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The time’s coming for political tweets! Yay!
The Conservative Party is against fluoridation.
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08/18/14
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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

08/18/14
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safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

image

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mysterymeat237:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

08/18/14
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witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

08/18/14
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ijphoto:

Sometimes nature is right by your window.

Today I noticed a mother pigeon defending it’s young chick.

I love the intensity in her eyes!

08/18/14
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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

08/18/14
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zohbugg:

Today on "Real Things Spotted in the Mall"

TBR