04/18/14
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This ain’t a scene, it’s a
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ray

tagged with: +twitter +nietzscheforspd
04/17/14
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alpacalypse:

what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…

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myself

04/17/14
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rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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04/17/14
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fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

04/17/14
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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

04/17/14
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angelagossow:

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

04/17/14
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defilerwyrm:

thegreenwolf:

xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

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i tried

04/17/14
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agentbering:

jessepumpkin:

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

04/17/14
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soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

04/17/14
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wartortles:

fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u

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i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

prufrocking:

thegestianpoet:

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

04/17/14
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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

TBR