10/02/14
29,549 notes

faithandfury:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

I need a baby, I need this baby
10/02/14
49,489 notes

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

10/02/14
43,465 notes
a question to the skate board side of tumblr

grinderman2:

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?

10/02/14
11,322 notes

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

09/30/14
22,724 notes

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign

he won the election and is now student council president

09/30/14
37 notes
09/30/14
120,661 notes

jackfrostftw:

akilequidae:

Spiderman

DEAR GOd

09/30/14
487,299 notes

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

Brushless car washes are a scam.

tagged with: +twitter +nietzscheforspd
09/29/14
10,239 notes

unitedstatesofmeryl:

tina is not fucking around

09/29/14
34,458 notes

prongsvssquid:

prongsvssquid:

Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair

  • another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice 
  • the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
  • you can see where this is going
09/29/14
170,044 notes

jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

09/29/14
481,301 notes

stoned-levi:

that settles it

we have to get rid of the ocean

09/29/14
267,734 notes

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

09/29/14
314,784 notes

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

TBR